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Lindsay Lohan is flirting with Chace Crawford?

Lindsay Lohan is confusing as to which “team” she’s playing for. She’s constantly rumored to be dating DJ Samantha Ronson, but makes several plays for famous young men. And this time is no different. She has reportedly been flirting like a mad woman with Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. It’s being said that she has a crush on Chace and that she’s been sending him raunchy text messages.

After they met at the Diesel XXX Rock party in New York, they exchanged phone numbers, and she has been calling him four times a day since. What a psycho! It makes her look so desperate, but then again, we don’t know the other side of that coin. He may be texting or calling her six or seven times a day.

An insider at the party says, “Lindsay took a real shine to Chace and was pretty much throwing herself at him all night. She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him, at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo. Everyone on the set of Gossip Girl has been teasing him mercilessly as Lindsay has been calling him three or four times a day and sending provocative text messages. Although she may just be having a laugh and not have any serious amorous intentions, everyone reckons Sam will go mad when she finds out. As a result Chace has been advised to stay well away from Lindsay and give the couple a very wide berth.”

I’d stay far away from Lindsay if I were Chace, she may not be good for his squeaky clean reputation. At one point, it was also said that she threw herself at Michael Phelps, and practically begged him for a date. He was obviously not interested and I’m pretty sure that Lindsay’s not hurting for date, whether it’d be male or female.

Igor

Everyone wants to get into the potentially lucrative animation game, and “Igor” illustrates the intriguing internationalization of the genre. The often striking animation was designed at the Sparx Animation Studios in Paris, with a large staff of Vietnamese artists. Although the visuals tantalize and the actors providing the voices add a lot of sass, the result is only so-so. Boxoffice prospects look to be modest at best.

Screenwriter Chris McKenna says he was inspired more by Frankenstein movies than by sunnier Disney cartoons. The story takes place in the kingdom of Malaria, where evil scientists rule, aided by their hunchbacked servants, known as Igors. But one of these Igors (voiced by John Cusack) dreams of advancing beyond his rank. When his master dies, Igor decides to enter the annual Evil Science Fair himself and burst the bounds of servitude. Rivals try to foil his plans before the inevitable happy ending.

The animation style, drenched in darkness, owes more to “Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas” than to recent Pixar hits. The visual style grows a bit monotonous, but a more serious problem is that the story is undernourished, and the wit erupts only in flashes. Although Molly Shannon does what she can with Eva, the monster who dreams of being an actress, the script could use more wickedly satirical touches.

Production Status:
Released

Logline:
A hunchbacked lab assistant has big dreams of becoming a mad scientist and winning the first place prize at the annual Evil Science Fair.

Genres:
Comedy and Animation

Release Date:
September 19th, 2008 (wide)

MPAA Rating:
PG for some thematic elements, scary images, action and mild language.

Distributors:
The Weinstein Company, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios Inc. (MGM)

DISASTER MOVIE

In DISASTER MOVIE, the filmmaking team behind the hits “Scary Movie,” “Date Movie,” “Epic Movie” and “Meet The Spartans” this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time — the disaster film. DISASTER MOVIE follows the comic misadventures of a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings during one fateful night as they try to make their way to safety while every known natural disaster and catastrophic event — asteroids, twisters, earthquakes, the works — hits the city and their path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the rampant destruction. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from “Indiana Jones” and “Iron Man” to Amy Winehouse and “High School Musical,” DISASTER MOVIE lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize everything as only they can.

Release Date:
August 29th, 2008 (wide)

MPAA Rating:
PG-13 for crude and sexual content througout, language, drug references and comic violence.

Distributors:
Lionsgate Films

Fly Me to the Moon 3-D

Three young flies set off on a courageous mission to become the first insects on the moon by hitching a ride on the historic Apollo 11 space flight. The year is 1969 and like everyone else in the world, Nat and his pals IQ and Scooter are abuzz over the upcoming launch of the first manned mission to the moon. Inspired by his Grandpa’s oft-told tale of hiding aboard Amelia Earhart’s plane during her famed solo cross-Atlantic flight, Nat hatches a secret plan for the three young flies to stow away on the Apollo 11 rocket.

The hard part is keeping the plan secret from his mom, Mrs. McFly! When a N.A.S.A. Ground Control official catches sight of the three winged stowaways, he instructs the astronauts to store them in a test tube for later study. But after an electrical short causes the ship’s engine to malfunction, the three intrepid insects manage to escape from their glass mini-brig just in time to discover the wiring problem and fix it. After a difficult lunar landing, Nat tags along with Neil Armstrong on his legendary moon walk. Although the flies face a few more close calls, the mission appears to be a success. At least until Grandpa’s old flame Nadia arrives from Russia to warn him that her government, angry over losing the space race, has dispatched fly-spy Yegor to Cape Canaveral to sabotage the computer flight plans. With the Apollo hurtling toward Earth, it falls to Nat’s family to save the mission–and the trio of brave flies–from disaster.

Also Known As:
Fly Me to the Moon 3-D

Production Status:
Released

Genres:
Action/Adventure, Art/Foreign, Comedy, Kids/Family and Animation

Release Date:
August 15th, 2008 (wide)

Distributors:
Summit Entertainment, LLC

The SAW V

With everyone else dead and rotting, it’s up to Hoffman to continue Jigsaw’s murderous traditions. When he feels that his identity might be discovered, the killer has to use all his training as a detective to track down anything–and anyone–that might expose him.

Genre:
Horror, Thriller

Release Date:
October 24th, 2008 (wide)

MPAA Rating:
R for sequences of grisly bloody violence and torture, language and brief nudity.

Distributors:
Lionsgate Films