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Nick Jonas and His New Love

Nick Jonas is proud of his new Pootang magnet: 1968 Mustang ( I think it’s a Cobra though..damn you TMZ).

I wonder if him and Selena have broken the backseat in yet.

Britney Spears Sex Tape: False!

These people are the bullshiters claiming that they have pictures of Britney Spears naked while filming an alleged “sex tape”.

Right….because someone who has this stuff would sell it or give it to some Jacksonville Radio Station instead of the top dogs like People or Ok! Magazine (who could offer them millions of dollars).

First of all, those pictures might look like her with the face being wet, however, there are no effing freckles on Britney’s sides. Why I know this? Becuase I have spent countless amounts on google getting Britney’s bikini pics- from when she was young to preggers to now. There have been no freckles ever. Also, her ears don’t look like this naked woman’s ears.

And to top it off, Britney had hair extensions at that time. In the naked pictures, she didn’t have any signs of that shit in her wet hair ( trust me, if it was her you would notice the fake hair).

So hopefully this radio station gets sued for putting out false naked pictures. Even though they have that “this may or may not be here” crap….it’s still effing implied.

Paris is Sporting the Tuxedo Condoms

Deja vu- black condoms on white skin.

So you’ve got love Paris for wearing her latex outfit while promoting that new operatic phsycopath movie she has- Repo! The Genetic Opera. But what is really awesome is that she wants to promote protection as well!

Gee Wizz Paris, thanks for advocating safe sex with a bit of style.

Valkyrie

In a country in the grips of evil, in a police state where every move is being watched, in a world where justice and honor have been subverted, a group of men hidden inside the highest reaches of power decide to take action. Based on the true story of Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg and the daring and ingenious plot to eliminate one of the most evil tyrants the world has ever known.

A proud military man, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg is a loyal officer who serves his country all the while hoping that someone will find a way to stop Hitler before Europe and Germany are destroyed. Realizing that time is running out, he decides that he must take action himself and joins the German resistance. Armed with a cunning strategy to use Hitler’s own emergency plan - known as Operation Valkyrie - these men plot to assassinate the dictator and overthrow his Nazi government from the inside.

With everything in place, with the future of the world, the fate of millions and the lives of his wife and children hanging in the balance, von Stauffenberg is thrust from being one of many who oppose Hitler to the one who must kill Hitler himself.

Also Known As:
Rubicon
Untitled (United Artists/Bryan Singer Thriller)

Production Status:
In Production

Logline:
Based on actual events, thriller depicts an attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler at the height of World War II.

Genres:
Action/Adventure, Drama, Thriller, Biopic and War

Release Date:
December 26th, 2008 (wide)

MPAA Rating:
PG-13 for violence and brief strong language.

Distributors:
MGM Distribution Company

Damn I’m Old: Celebrity Birthdays

These celebrities were born on September 27:

Lil Wayne is 26.
Avril Lavign is 24.
Liz Torres is 61.
Shaun Cassidy is 50.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is 58.
Don Cornelius is 72.